A bit of grammar...
Okay, so this little issue has bothered me since…well, ever. So I just want to give a brief little lesson in correct GRAMMAR. Your vs. You’re YOUR is possessive; e.g. YOUR invisibility cloak YOU’RE is a contraction, and is short for YOU ARE; e.g. Harry! YOU’RE invisible!! (which would become: Harry! YOU ARE invisible!) HINT: Take your sentence and substitute the...
Final exams suck.
Sorry, I know I haven’t been posting lately. The last few weeks of the quarter are always the most hectic, and it just all kind of just sucks, because it’s like professors always assign the MOST work at the last few weeks JUST to torment us. So…quick summary of everything. Class Grades as they stand right now: three A’s (Chinese, and both Statistics courses), two...
A Day With My Period.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, ITS 6 a.m. AND YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How 'bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Text from boyfriend saying "hi". Instantly. horny.
period: Find a chocolate chip cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: Oh, you wanted to be productive? But you're still sooo horny...
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Snikers.
period: Breeze blows by. Girl boners, girl boners.
period: You didn't happen to like those brand new underwear... did u?
period: Yell at a puppy or two.
period: Close eyes and repeat tomorrow.